DOD179: Just in it for the Money
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
After some talk about playing the lottery, the dads discuss marrying for looks and marrying for money. Also, is Tom capable of dying? Thomas and Eli have a comprehensive debate.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.7 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's just doing it for the money. |
| 0:32.8 | I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. You don't need to say your internal monologue out. Yeah. I'm doing it all for the... All of it, Thomas Smith. Guys, absolutely all of it. If you want a maillion dollars tomorrow... Yeah. Which of your podcast would you still do? Well, this one... I would do all of them. I think I would do, I think I would do all of them, but less. |
| 0:57.1 | I think I would do like one a month. |
| 0:58.8 | Ooh. |
| 0:59.9 | I would love to just do podcasting. |
| 1:03.2 | I would love that experience. |
| 1:05.3 | This fucking loser still has a day job. |
| 1:07.3 | I forgot. |
| 1:09.3 | Keep slacking off with this leave, Tom. And you might just have that opportunity. I know. Just fucking. Yeah, I would do all of them. And just do that. Yeah. Just do podcasting. I think it would be great. Like, I've talked to Haley, like, if I won the lottery and I occasionally play. Tom, I burst your bubble. Do you guys ever play lottery? |
| 1:28.4 | Do you ever? |
| 1:28.8 | Absolutely. |
| 1:29.3 | Are you kidding? |
| 1:30.0 | Todd, we have bonded over this. |
| 1:31.6 | Yeah, I played a lottery from time to time. |
| 1:33.6 | The impossibility of me winning doesn't feel as bad as the microsecond of joy I get when I buy a lottery ticket. |
| 1:43.7 | Because for just a second, I get to think of all the things that make me the most scared, |
| 1:51.9 | the most worried, the most sad, the most afraid for my loved ones. |
| 1:56.9 | I get to think of those things going away. |
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