I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dad's, the podcast that's not at all sure what's normal, but this definitely isn't it.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick.

Hello, gentlemen.

I thought we were doing the pegging episode until next week. No, we're doing it right now. Check the notes. It's 192. All right. I'm with Tom on this one. We are definitely doing the pegging one. All right. Well, you can't start with a bad dragon. I'll tell you what I told you off air, Tom.

Bad dragon.

Is that a type of dildo or something?

Oh, come on.

Whoa.

What the... with a bad dragon. I'll tell you what I told you off air, Tom. Bad dragon. Is that a type of dildo or something?

Oh, come on. What the, okay? You're such squares. That's not even one of the weird ones. It doesn't even oviposite. It's not like that. It doesn't even oviposites. Ridiculous. I'm supposed to eventually get you to the ovipositing squid dildos when you can't handle band dragon. I know that like tentacle one. I've seen, that's a reference I think I get. Is that something? What's that? Have you kids heard of the tentacle one? That's weird. Can I say it's weirder that you've heard of the tentacle one and not bad dragon? Maybe because it's more of a like bit. Because it's what Lydia's into.

Maybe it's more of like an extreme joke where is this dragon one like just now. Bad dragons straight

from the hip. You yell bad dragon on the floor of a comic con. You know exactly who's about to get

uncomfortable and they're in a very intricate

costume, if you know what I'm saying.

I don't know, Tom, I'm as lost as you.

This still feels very niche.

This feels extremely niche to me.

Do you know the only thing more niche than my specialized dildo references?

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