I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dance, the podcast that forgot to record a second intro for the two-part show that we did.

So it's just me. Hello, gentlemen,

you're not there. I'm just recording this like a week later. Oops. And you know, the only thing

worse than not recording intro is Tom didn't tell us anything of what's happening. This is part

two of 21 examples of microcheating, a fun list that we have even more

fun going through on this part two. Make sure you've listened to part one. Otherwise, you're just

going to be lost. You won't have any idea who any of us are, any of the characters are.

And of course, the only thing really worse than this horrible intro is the auto ads.

That's right.

The things we have absolutely no control over, so don't email or write in about it.

I mean, you can, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Avoid those at patreon.com slash dear old dads.

And get the bonus with Heath.

You definitely want that bonus with Heath.

It was really good.

That said,

let's get to the real episode, part two, of examples of microcheating after this annoying ad.

Okay. And so now we're getting, here we go. Number 10, telling someone you're single when you aren't. That is obviously. What the fuck? Of course. It started from micro cheating to now just cheating. Just macro. Cheating. What's the shit? Yeah. Is there controversy around that where someone's like, I totally thought that would be cool, baby? I don't know. You could have had a list of nine things, you know? Is that the problem? Right. We still doing the 10, that you need 21 things for some reason?

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