DOD152: That's My Gus Walz
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2024
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
The dads are back with some more Doug Emhoff/Tim Walz content. A son dared to feel unrestricted joy and love for his dad at a thrilling time, and after some important discussino, the dudes are here to make fun of the right wing tweets that are upset about it.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.4 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's Bucking Convention. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. |
| 0:39.5 | That's my dear old dads. |
| 0:41.5 | Yeah. But you got to say it while pointing and ecstatically weeping. I do most things while |
| 0:48.6 | ecstatically weeping, so that works. Yeah. Gentlemen, I want you to imagine you're sitting next to the devil on his throne. |
| 0:57.0 | And the devil turns to you and says, hey, Tom, Thomas, I was just thinking of a punishment for |
| 1:03.3 | Republican men, which is that they would see. Yeah. But their lives are already so terrible in |
| 1:10.4 | every way. No, no, no, hear me. I don't argue lives are already so terrible in every way. |
| 1:11.8 | No, no, no, hear me out. I got a new one. |
| 1:12.5 | Yeah, I got a new one. |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah, I got a new boss. |
| 1:13.4 | I think they should see genuine expressions of affection between a father and son. |
| 1:21.0 | Just the overwhelm of joy. |
| 1:23.0 | I think they should see that as weakness and relate to it so little that they think dunking on |
| 1:30.2 | it makes them look good as opposed to the maximally tortured souls and minds that they are. |
| 1:38.3 | You know what, Mr. Devil? That's why you're up there and I'm down here. That's a brilliant |
| 1:41.4 | fucking idea. I would literally be like, no, don't do that. |
| 1:45.6 | I'd be like, what if their buttholes went inside instead of outside? |
| 1:49.6 | And so they pooped up their own butts. |
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