DOD147: No Kids Allowed
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2024
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
The dads talk about spaces and events being inclusive and exclusive of kids. What do we do when our friends or family are creating the space but are oblivious to (or dismissive of) the significant logistics that are part of these decisions for parents?
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.9 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that gets no respect. |
| 0:33.1 | I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. |
| 0:38.3 | Hello. |
| 0:40.6 | Hi. |
| 0:43.1 | I think the most important thing about an intro is to quote a comedian from, I don't know what, |
| 0:48.8 | early 1980s, problematic. Oh, am I doing someone's problematic? Is that? Rodney Dangerfield. I get no respect. Roddy Dangerfield is not problematic. Oh, am I doing someone's problematic? No, that's, |
| 0:54.2 | Rodney Dangerfield. I get no respect. Roddy DeGerfield is not problematic. Is not? No. It's now. He's dead. I'm not going to watch any clips. I'm sure he's problematic. But as far as I remember, he's not problematic. He's just not funny. He was an insult comedian. It was so good. |
| 1:11.5 | Not funny. |
| 1:12.3 | It was funny because he would just, he would be like, |
| 1:14.1 | Hey, sir. He's not problem like he's just not funny. He was an insult comedian. It was so good. |
| 1:11.5 | Not funny. |
| 1:12.3 | It was funny because he would just, he would be like, hey, sir, thanks for coming. Is that your wife or your dog? And everyone was like, I fucking love this guy. That's great. He said my wife is ugly. I hate her because I'm a boomer. This is the best. I'm in Las Vegas. We're having a great time. |
| 1:27.1 | Do you know the Don Rickle story about Frank Sinatra? |
| 1:30.9 | No. this is the best. I'm in Las Vegas. We're having a great time. Do you know the Don Rickles story |
| 1:29.2 | about Frank Sinatra? No. So Don Rickles opened for Frank Sinatra, literally because Don Rickle's |
| 1:35.5 | mother was friends with Frank Sinatra's mother and was like, how come your boy never gets my boy |
| 1:41.2 | any work? And so Frank Sinatra's mom called Frank and was like, there's this |
| 1:45.2 | comedian out in Vegas and he opens for you now. And Frank Sinatra was like, but ma, I got to sing a song. |
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