DOD133: More Like Harrison BUTTker
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
The dads listen to the recent commencement speech from Harrison Butker that is way more inside Catholic baseball than they expected, but also Eli disturbingly understands every single reference. Are women people? Should they be allowed to vote and have jobs? This sentient mayonnaise has opinions.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.4 | Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that has commenced to matriculate. I'm Tom Curry. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Football man is a big dumb idiot. Football man is a big dumb idiot. Football man. Football man is a big dumb man. I'm going to go ahead and call you out, Eli. I don't think you should call a kicker a football man. Ooh. He's like the Eli Bosnick of the team. I don't know if you understand this about NFL kickers. The heart and soul of the team? Yeah. Sure. Sure. Yeah. He's a kicker. Look, it's a high pressure job. You're not a football player. You kick a ball. It's only important, like once every three games, maybe, that you actually make your kick that's difficult. uh you know then you miss it and it's like |
| 1:12.0 | okay cool or you make it and it's like great you made a kick you're not a football player you don't |
| 1:15.8 | play football you play kick the ball sometimes and tom you want to know the only thing worse than |
| 1:19.9 | when your friend says that you're the kicker of his podcast why it's the auto ads |
| 1:26.1 | remove from your podcast no so i i i missed it my joke it's the auto ads which you can remove from your podcast |
| 1:29.1 | no so I missed up my joke |
| 1:30.9 | it's like I meant like |
| 1:32.0 | because you don't play sports |
| 1:33.2 | so he's like the you |
| 1:34.3 | not playing sports |
| 1:36.1 | not the sports team |
| 1:37.2 | I'm not damn it |
| 1:38.0 | I really didn't mean that way |
| 1:39.2 | extended version of the show |
| 1:40.6 | you're the quarterback of the podcast |
| 1:41.7 | man |
| 1:42.0 | you're the quarterback |
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