DOD122: Eli Sleeps With Other Dads
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2024
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Eli came back from a bro-cation and the dads chat about friendships, making friends as a dad, and different approaches to spending time with friends. Disclaimer: you may hear Thomas die in this episode (of laughter).
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.2 | Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's measured out its life and coffee spoons. |
| 0:32.9 | I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:39.8 | Hello, gentlemen. Okay, now I have no idea what that is. Yes, you do. T.S. Eliot. Love Song of J.L. for Proof-Rond. Oh, okay. There you go. |
| 0:47.7 | I knew you were going to get it. I knew Thomas wouldn't. It was fun. It was just a fun little |
| 0:51.3 | exclusionary. I don't mind a good thing even if I don't get it, |
| 0:55.7 | but what's a, like, the coffee spoon is just a weird unit of measurement. What is that? |
| 1:01.0 | It is a, yeah. Coffee cup, teaspoon. Those are things. Coffee spoon. Don't know what that is. |
| 1:08.0 | Coffee spoons, you know, the spoon you used to stir your coffee, you know? I measure out my life with coffee spoons. I know the voices dying with a dying fall. Am I right? Yeah, exactly. Is that the right one? That's exactly the right one. I was so unsure. I was like, I'm about to fucking blow this. I'm going to be like, my coffee is a spoon and I love it so much. You guys are doing |
| 1:28.8 | that fucking thing in every Christian movie where they start saying, that's actually even |
| 1:32.2 | a normal shit, where they start a Bible verse. And then the guy's like, yeah, and we shall |
| 1:37.6 | walk into them with the O'Day by Matthew 51, 75, 48, 97. |
| 1:44.5 | And you're like, no one knows that. |
| 1:46.5 | Shut up. |
| 1:47.4 | No one knows that. |
| 1:49.2 | Assholes. |
| 1:50.0 | God, that's the worst writing thing ever. |
| 1:52.2 | Except you guys are doing it for real. |
| 1:53.4 | So maybe I'm the asshole. |
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