I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can.

Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that absolutely refuses to trust the backup camera.

I'm Tom Curry and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Good afternoon,

gentlemen. Hello. Do you guys use the backup camera in your car or do you like put the arm around

the seat? Are you an arm around the seat look back guy? The backup cam is such an innovation.

I can't believe we ever didn't have it. It's the best thing of all time. When I accidentally somehow end up in a vehicle that doesn't have the backup cam, which I don't know is like a carriage, you know, at this point, I don't know what it would be. A rickshaw that I get into. I look at the place where the camera should be and I'm like, why is the road not there? I don't understand. It's just like the fucking ashtray or something. Also, I don't know about you guys, but my body does not twist easily anymore. So the whole fucking, like, turn your neck around. Like you're going to vomit pee soup and talk about someone's mother sucking cocks in it. So here's what happens when I don't

have a backup cam. I'll be like, oh, okay, you got a jimper. That's what happens when you do

have a backup cam. There's nothing different, Eli. I've never been a less responsible driver

than when I don't have a backup camp because I'm desperate for my body.

I've seen you be a pretty unresponsible drive.

That's a big claim.

I just want to say that's a bold claim.

I ran over a baby carriage this week.

Jesus Christ.

What?

What?

I've told this story.

All of a sudden we hear, this call is coming from a correctional in New Jersey correction.

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