All right, well, we own Turks, Jank Eugur, and I can spare it with you guys.

So we do have desktar bills advancing throughout the country.

We have them.

We have them.

There are Republican bills that are going to obliterate parts of our democracy.

On the other hand, we had a great victory for democracy today.

That's the most important story.

And I'm not even talking about the squish mellows.

We're going to talk about it later in the program.

Squish mellows, please get it to me.

Mollos, okay.

Well, it depends, you know, you say, mellow, I say, mellow, or tomato tomato.

Anyway, and abortion, interesting news, interesting news.

Okay, so that's later in the program.

But first, another major piece of news brought to you by America's news anchor.

Listen, you guys knew we were going to talk about this, so let's do it.

This totally wins my case, you know?

Except it is a highly controversial secret.

This is secret information.

This president I can't have de-lessed, but now I can't.

You just heard what appears to be a pretty damning piece of evidence against Donald Trump

in the classified documents case against him.

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