Doctors, nurses who deliver babies, what are some of the strange slash funny things people

have screamed while giving birth?

When my brother was born, they had to use forceps to get him out.

My mom saw them and screamed, those are salad tongs.

You are not putting any kitchenware in there.

When I gave birth and they pulled out the forceps, I thought they looked like ice tongs, not

salad tongs,

much bigger. The doctor who controlled the pain meds saw my face and asked if I wanted to remember any of this. I said, nope. Last thing I remember. My mother's labor was extremely short. I was born

within an hour. So that means that she went from experiencing minimal pain to extreme pain with

little time to adjust.

When my dad was driving her to the hospital, he unfortunately had to stop for gas.

He went into pay and just then an elderly man in a wheelchair stomped him, asking him to buy

cigarettes for him as the store was not wheelchair accessible.

My mom then proceeded to lean out of the window yelling, Don't help the cripple.

We have never let her forget that one.

Edit, didn't think anyone would actually see this. I'm glad everyone got a good laugh out of it.

I'm sorry to laugh at your mom, but damn, that was funny. My mom had a similar quick labor due to

medical issues. 15 minutes from first contractions to labor. There was an accident on the side of the

road and my father slowed down

while going past and my mom screamed, screw them, hurry up. Epic fail. Last trimester, keep at least

half a tank in the car. If we had to stop for gas, I'd have killed someone. I imagine the mom from

Malcolm in the middle as the pregnant woman yelling that. I believe at that point, you can say,

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