Medical professionals of Reddit, what is the worst hookup-related injury you've seen at your workplace?

Exotic special-ordered venomous spider place where the sun don't shine.

Guy called an ambulance because he wasn't sure if he could put bug bite cream up there, as the packaging said for external use only.

Lost entire traverse section of necrotic bow. They lived, but they poop in a bag now.

At first, I thought, how crazy do you have to be to do that? But then I instantly thought,

I'm going to be suss of people that like spiders from now on. Mini lava lamp stuck in the rectum.

Power cord was sticking out like a tail. Mini lava lamp stuck in a rectum? Sounds like a

card against humanity's card. Did

you try unplugging it and then plugging it back in? Broken peepy. Dude's testes were the size of grapefruits.

I assumed the internal artery was pumping blood into them from somewhere. Was an MA then, now in

med school? It was a neat injury, but nothing we could do for him at the urgent

care. He needed surgery, for sure. Did see a bottle stuck up in a bum x-ray as well.

I'm not one to judge. Keep on freaking on. But don't put glass up your bum, please. Anyone

who's had the misfortune of watching one man one jar in the mid-2000s knows better.

Childhood memory unlocked.

Countless cases of stuff stuck you know where.

Pee-p-sticks, lady toys, cucumbers, toilet bowl brushes.

If it's possible to get it in there, then someone's needed it surgically removed.

Toilet bowl brush was the most shocking.

However, the funniest was reconstructing a giant white, oddly realistic, vainy-looking pee-pee on the back table to make sure they had pulled it all out.

Pro tip, if you get something stuck up there, don't make up some fantastical story about unclosed light bulb changing.

We know how it got there. You know how it got there. There's no shame in

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