Doctors of Reddit. What is the most stupid thing a patient has said trying to correct you?

I asked a patient complaining of dizziness if she had ever been diagnosed with vertigo.

The daughter chimed in and said, no, no, she's a Libra.

I then laughed hysterically at her awesome joke. She was dead serious.

Patient comes in with abdominal pain. I think it's my gallbladder, they say.

Looking over their chart, I see their gallbladder was removed 20 years ago, so that is impossible.

I mentioned this, to which they reply, yeah, but it grew back.

Yes, I know there are a number of other things that could have been.

A retained stone crossed my mind, but after 20 years, I found this unlikely.

He's she also had this scar to vouch for the surgery.

There was definitely a psychosocial element to the case.

I took care of a child that got chickenpox.

The mother was strongly anti-vax, but was yelling at me,

How can modern medicine not have a treatment for chickenpox?

She couldn't grasp the concept that we'd do.

She just refused it for her child.

Sir, I need to know why you stopped taking your

antiretrovirals for your HIV. Well, I met this witch online that... Wait, did you say witch? Yeah,

she sent me a bunch of herbs every month to cure my HIV, and they weren't. Last time I checked,

I was cured. Where and what test did you do to know you were cured? I made an online test that the witch told me to.

There were a lot of random questions, but in the end, said that it was free of HIV.

Okay, we will need to do a blood test to confirm that.

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