Doctors confess their most cringe moments with patients of the opposite gender.

My classmate and I were at a free clinic performing our first ever pelvic exams on standardized patients.

Classmates are a big woman pillager of a man and gets to go first. He proceeds to just insert his

fingers to palpate for the bimmanuel exam. Our poor standardised patient shrieks right

away. She promptly states that for all women's sake he's going to need to use one finger for

those procedures from now on. One of my friends was getting a physical for a high school sport,

I believe, and when it came time for them to check his twiggined berries, the doctor says,

cough, but apparently

my friend thought he said hop. So here my friend is standing there, the doctor has my friend's

boys in his hands, and my friend just jumps. He said it was the most embarrassing moment of his

life. My grand-uncle is a urologist, and I got rigid downstairs from checking out one of his

nurses when I was around 12.

I then had to explain why I couldn't drop my trousers for an examination. He asked if I wanted to go

to the bathroom to do something about that so we can continue the examination. I had no idea what

that particular act he was suggesting was and he explained rather vaguely to me the gist of the operation.

I didn't feel like trying it, so we just sort of waited until it went away. I don't know if it

was awkward for him, but whenever I think about it, I cringe myself into the fetal position

until I can block it out again. I had to put a foley into a male part. I'm young and female.

He seemed nervous as I started.

Right when I was about to insert the catheter with his wee-wee in my left hand and the catheter in my right, he abruptly asked if it would help if he was rigid for the procedure and proceeded to gain

some girth before I could answer. I then said no.

Doctor here recently walked in on a new mother in a sits a sits bath with two chest pumps gulping away at her,

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