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Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

You know, I am not in a good place today. I actually, truth be told, have not been in a good place

all week. Do you want to know why? I'll tell you why. It's 101 degrees.

Actually, let me fact check myself. Hey, Google, how hot is it right now?

Sorry, it's 97 degrees according to Google. I am so sick of people saying they like summer.

No, you don't. You're lying because every summer activity is outside. There's nothing that

happens indoors. You're going to look at me and tell me you'd rather sit at a public pool

full of band-aids and babies with poopy pants in 99 degree weather over a crisp October

evening inside with the window cracked homemade soup on the stove and bread in the oven.

Focus, focus, cute up. No, you would rather it be October. I just don't, I don't believe people

that say summer is better. And then you know how people get like seasonal depression in the winter?

I get that in the summer. It actually depresses me how hot it is. You can't do anything.

You're uncomfortable all the time. You never look good. Anyway, I feel like summer is like a wedding.

Like people only say they like it because they feel pressured to say that they like it. It's

actually miserable when it comes down to it. So anyway, hi guys. Did I introduce myself yet?

I'm Maddie. This is the Bad Broadcast. I imagine if this is your first time listening to me,

you've picked up that I am an inspirational speaker of sorts. Just a different category where I

actually demotivate you. The demotivation and bad attitude are in full effect today because

I am absolutely speedballing on caffeine. I'm into the gym today, which I enjoy. I like working

out, moving my body, all of that. But I had pre workout and I just have one question.

How is this legal? I am standing here today to testify that there is cocaine in C4. I was doing

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