Doctor, I've got a problem with my Harrogate

Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen & Suzi Ruffell

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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Comedians and dearest pals Tom Allen and Suzi Ruffell chat friendship, love, life, and culture... sometimes...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to light-minded friends with me, Susie Ruffle.
0:22.1	And me, Tom Allen.
0:23.8	Tom.
0:24.5	Yes.
0:25.4	Tell the audience.
0:26.5	The audience?
0:27.4	No, that's not why I meant.
0:28.9	The listener.
0:30.1	Yes.
0:31.6	It's, I need to tell you, it's 11 minutes past nine.
0:34.4	What have you already done today?
0:35.8	Already done my boxing lesson, Suez.
0:37.3	Oh my God. What time were you skipping? Up at 8. You can't be late. So he was here at 8? No. He was here at 8, yeah. Love it. Did you... What time did you then, rise? So I set my alarm for 7. 5 to 8. Yeah, 5 to 8. You've been basically. Seven on four by seven knowing that I'd snooge. And then eventually got out of bed at about quarter to two. I got up. I got myself ready. I had an espresso. I was about to say, did you have a quick espresso? A quick because, you know, it's quick, isn't it? And then I had a bit of kaffir yogurt as well. Oh, he's kaffiring. Well, it's not January, but I'm still got the remnants of a health kick. Do you kaffir it? I kaffir it. Do you kaffir giving it up? I kaffir giving it up. That's the problem. The problem. So I quite like it. It's just like a yogh. Good for the gut. That's what they say, isn't it? Good for the second brain. Well, that's the thing. Everyone's talking about the gut. Everyone is. I mean, I was always told off when I went to Harrogut on tour. Just call it Harrogate. There's not gut. Don't call it because it's Harrogate obviously so fancy. People don't like it being called Harrogut. They like it being called Harrogut. There's no gut in Harrogate. It's Harrogate. Oh, it's Harrogate. A nice bit of snobbery, which I enjoy. Of course. You wouldn't. A little bit of, yeah, fanciness.
2:02.7	So I've always averted saying gut in any context, actually.
2:06.0	Oh, have you?
2:06.8	What about have you went to the doctor?
2:08.9	I tell you.
2:09.4	I've got a problem with my harrogate.
2:12.8	Very confusing.
2:15.7	They might say there's something wrong with your walk. They might think there's something
2:19.2	wrong with my, with my gate. Yes, exactly. And I do have a, well, a narrow gate, I'd say.
2:24.3	I think you have a narrow gate. I think naturally I have quite a wide gate, but I've tried to,
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