One, two, three.

Skinny face, yes.

I am afraid this transmission will be quite operational when you nerds arrive. Welcome, Doc Vader.

It's time to get real. What is the date? It is an imperial star date. March something of the year of our something something.

That's all I know and that's all you're going to get. All right, today we're going to do something fun.

We're going to talk about all the things, anything you want to talk about stormtrooper valley bank.

I mean, I'll tell you, I worked for the Rebel Alliance Credit Union for a long time and they would make subprime loans to the Mandalorian and look how that turned out.

No galactic contagion there. By the way, that show is trash. Ever since ever since season three started, I've realized this is basically the Phantom penis part two.

Nobody wants to see it. It's a child show. Go watch Andor if you're a real man or a real day. I don't know what you pronounce now, but they're irrelevant.

Bottom line is Mandalorian sucks. All right, let's get your comments. I don't know why I hate all of you people.

The rage is strong with me today, my friends. Let me see here videos videos. Why is it not appearing? I can't see your comments on the screen because my robot eyes.

All right, hold on one more click here. One more click here. Try this. Nope.

People it's almost like the emperor doesn't want us to talk. Well, until I figure this out, until I can see your comments, let me see if I get close enough to the nope.

Nope, it just says paraphrase by Carpe cake. The woke rebels are blocking the transmission since dark priest. I'll tell you I feel like I'm being canceled. You know what I mean?

It's like Biden wants to cancel our debt because the debt didn't use the right pronouns and it got canceled. But I feel like I'm being canceled because I just want to speak the truth. You know the truth about faunzy.

Wow, it will not even show on my own. Okay, all right. Now I'm angry. I'm going to open up a different thing here and try something new. If I paste this, by the way, don't try pacing links with a robot arm. All right.

This thing was not designed for partially cybernetic dark lords of the Sith. It was designed for little children to addict them to something that will then cause them to buy lots of products and watch PewDiePie. Yes, open in YouTube. There it is. Oh, I'm afraid these comments are quite operational now. Let's see here. What do we have?

Jesse says, why did so many leaders double down on precautions and keep lecturing people? Let's see. All right. Why did they do that? Well, because power loves more power. Let's be honest. I'm an expert in power. I've been in power for many years in this. First, we overthrew the imperial Senate. We took the power. Then we're like, listen guys.

We're just going to do what we want. We used to be a republic. Now we're an empire. And how does that start? It starts like this. We're going to force you to do something for your own good.

We're going to make you wear masks and do all these things. And when things get better, we're not going to acknowledge they've gotten better because then we won't be able to tell you what to do anymore. And if we can't tell you what to do, how are we going to subtly control the galaxy? It's not even subtle. I don't understand where subtly comes in.

These people don't know about subtly at all. What do you mean these people use your phone for viewing chat says, oh, you don't think I've been trying that? What what is this? What is this? Do you think this is just like some toy? Do you think I'm just spanking down here? No, I've got the phone. The phone will not show me the chat because the phone is racist. Why is it racist? Look at the color of this helmet. You tell me.

All right. If this helmet were, say, I don't know, white, do you think the phone wouldn't be messing with me like it is now? No, it would not. It would not. Now it wants face ID, but it can't see through a mask, which is another problem with masking. Can ask a question.

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