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Tony!

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Rare is the day that stupotity gets a big guest on a day where you want the big guest. We got Tom Brady. He was

strolling off a golf course. Okay, that's not the day you want Brady, although we were happy to get

Brady. You want him strolling off the field when he wins a Super Bowl. Today we get Doc Rivers,

and he is in the news because Ben Simmons reportedly said he's not showing up to 76ers training

camp. And Amina al-Hasid, our basketball expert, is going to handle this with me. So I thought you meant me.

That's my first Stupati, I think. Right. Is it really? Yeah, never got that invite. You've been on stuponity before? No. Never got the call to the big show. Huh. So do you feel like a hired gun here? Because we're having Doc Rivers on. I believe you have some sort of relationship with Doc Rivers, your NBA front office insider. Do you feel like a hired guy? You're insulted now that I've never invited you on?

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