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The Valenti Show

Do You Want To Hit The Fan Portal?

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Mike is ready to hit the fan portal after watching Michigan State and the New York Giants.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right. Let's get to work. It's a Tuesday. It's October. It's 85 degrees up. And I have

0:09.5

no football to watch. All right. Rico, we can start a multitude of ways. We're going to

0:14.3

get to University of Michigan a little bit later. Let's burn it down before we build it

0:17.9

up, I guess. Lions a little bit after that. I just, you have things you want to say about

0:25.3

Saturday, I want to hit the fan portal. I, I don't, I can't do this the rest of the

0:30.8

fall. As a Spartans and Giants fan, if I, I can't continue to do this, this flaccid penis

0:38.8

offense that we watch constantly, 60 minutes on Saturday, 60 minutes on Sunday, nobody can

0:45.9

block a soul, nobody can throw the ball, nobody can do anything, clown car effort, arguments

0:53.1

on the sidelines, teams that look like they're on quay ludes. I want to hit the fan portal.

0:59.3

But see you, oh no, you have something else you want to say today. No, you won't share.

1:04.8

No, I said, fine. I'll sit here and just let you go ahead. Go ahead and shoot. I mean,

1:10.2

here you shoot. Well, first of all, I did feel bad for you, especially when you were texting

1:14.5

me last night, like, man, you, you do get the two piece combo. You get to Saturday.

1:19.6

Six 11 sacks. How's that even possible? Yeah, 11 with a spoon, pick six 11 sacks over

1:27.8

the course of three weeks means your offensive line stinks 11 in one night. Yeah. And the

1:34.0

one was just like, okay, it was just a turn style bucket list. Go ahead. I don't like

1:40.1

Daniel Jones. He owes me money. Go, go knock him out for me because I can't do it. Maybe

1:44.9

line fans should feel better. Maybe Seattle's just a freight train. Nah, the giants just

1:51.2

blow. But no, you have things you want to say about this weekend. No, I do.

1:55.5

Once again, floor shirts. I do because I was very, Mike, I was upset with myself. I was

2:02.0

upset with myself because I was angry at the end of the game and I realized I was emotionally

2:09.2

invested. I, if there was ever the Tyra Banks, I was rooting for you. We were all rooting

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