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The Valenti Show

Do You Want The Tigers To Bring Back Mario Impemba?

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Tigers are looking for a new play-by-play man on TV. Should they call their old buddy Mario Impemba?

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0:00.0

is Mario is the simple, sensible, right in front of your face answer to

0:07.4

immediately upgrading your broadcast to be in the top third in the leak.

0:12.2

You know what that means. They won't do it.

0:17.9

Oh, no, I love it. I made the mistake of suggesting, hey, why don't I get

0:22.2

Mario to do Spartan sports since he's just sitting around doing nothing?

0:26.4

I got a lot of dirty looks.

0:28.7

Why be selfish? We want to have we want him for everyone.

0:32.1

No, no, I mean, I had no day at the time. He was out of work.

0:35.6

So it was just like, hey, he's sitting right here.

0:38.6

Touchdown, MSU. Okay, the game's been over for two hours.

0:42.8

Listen, listen, MSU could easily hire the guy to do basketball and football.

0:47.6

Be the voice of Michigan State Sports. They'd be lucky to have Mario.

0:50.7

Yeah, we know they won't do it because that's a total lemonade stand operation.

0:55.9

The whole point is how long does this guy have to sit on the sidelines?

1:00.4

The job's open now. Put them on the broadcast, put Cameron Maven into

1:05.4

Booth with him or Curtis Granderson and be done with it.

1:08.8

Have a real broadcast, Tigers.

1:12.6

Yeah, because you're about to be really good.

1:14.7

So yeah, this since, since you've already made the move,

1:21.4

go ahead. He's sitting right there.

1:23.8

And I think the people wouldn't love to hear him, but you know what that mean?

1:28.3

It won't happen. They'll get it outside search for

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