I'd say I average three to four dumb things a week.

So much is in my brain, I just want to spit it all out.

I can read, mama.

No, no, no, don't go, no.

Just get to the stuff you know.

I learned something that literally blew me away yesterday.

What's that?

A chicken is technically a dinosaur.

I got a...

I know this. I hate knowing something when I don't know it. I'm not going to get it. Because ignorance is bliss. You're so stupid. I don't know. I don't want to be stupid. That's pretty big word for me, unfathomable. I do not understand. My brain is fine. I don't need to exercise it. Because it just proves how stupid we are. I don't research stuff before I do it. What's the point of that? No, I'm stupider. I don't know. The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now. In a way we are. Good Thursday morning. Today is Thursday, September 11th, 2025, and we are the Kid Craddock Morning Show. Here we go on the day before Friday. Here's Kelly Raspberry. Yeah, that is a positive thing. You know, it's one of those days where I want to stay home and pull my head because she's over my head. But then I realized part of my job is making people listening not want to do that. Yeah. So I went to my closet. I was like, what am I going to wear? And I saw this outfit jump out at me. Okay. Because every time I wear it, it reminds me of the sweetest thing. I was eating lunch with friends one day, and a woman walked in, and I saw her wearing this beautiful outfit, and I walked up to her and complimented her on it, and she gave it to me off her her back took it home and washed it first and uh you literally

gave me the outfit off her back because i said something nice to her and her name was loretta

and i just that just makes me happy today and i needed that good good good good here is jc chavez

another day of doing math homework till 103030 at night. You or Kaysen?

Both of us.

It's hard.

It's rough, man.

I feel so bad for my son.

I know he's doing honors math, so I get it.

But, man, the frustration that happens at home when a kid is spending eight hours at school, then goes and does his activities.

Because it's homecoming week.

Right.

So they're having them do the parades and stuff.

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