Hello, everyone. I'm Andrew Chappelle.

And I'm Cody Rigsby.

And if you've been kidnapped, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

And we're so sorry that your kidnappers are forcing you to listen to this podcast.

Well, we're not really that sorry.

We're really more sorry you got kidnapped.

Yes.

Yeah. The first thing's first. We want you to listen to the podcast. You need to get home safe. Yes. Okay. And we're sending you our thoughts and prayers because we know how effective those things are. Yes. My apologies at the top of this episode. My voice is giving a mix of Harvey Firestein and a touch of Scarlett Johansson.

Okay, wonderful.

Yes, because the two of us, well, more so me, have been on the elite coastal gay ultramarathon of New York

Pride directly into celebrating the 4th of July in the Pines, where all hell

breaks loose. I am still missing a lot of brain cells. We're still trying to find it. Somehow

my voice is in much better condition than yours. I can't even believe it. And you have to go

perform on Broadway this evening. Tonight, I will be on the stage. But you have to go perform on Broadway this evening.

Tonight, I will be on the stage.

But you know, there is this thing called Dr. Footlight.

Dr. Footlight is like a Broadway like lore where you can limp into the theater.

My ankle hurts, my knee hurts.

And then by the time you get your costume on and get to the stage and the downbeat of the music happens, the ailments disappear. And I will say, it's the adrenaline. It's the adrenaline. Yeah. I mean, there were days where I sounded like this when I got to Hamilton and I was able to sing the whole show flawlessly. Wonderful. Yeah. I mean, with the help of a lot of water and tea and, you know, I have a very large water

to them.

We're both.

Hydrate, please.

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