Guys, welcome to Hot Takes in Sausage. My name is Ryan Stanley, Brando Hall. You're somewhere

in the galaxy with Shiba Inu. How are you? I'm great. I, uh, so because my life is all

about health. I want to talk about the most overrated, uh, fast food joint. Okay. And it's called

cookout. All right. The number one. I'll not be careful because this is a very regional. So

lay the groundwork because a lot of people know what cookout is. Okay. So cookout is

in, in theory, it should be my favorite place. It should be my mecca, my heaven, fried food,

heaven, fried foods. They have burgers, but instead of normal stuff, like you can go there and get

a combo. That's, uh, like a burger with stuff on it. And then you get two sides. So if you want,

you can get chicken nuggets and a corn dog with your burger or something. Cookout is like literally

a restaurant that you think would be parodied in like the Simpsons or Parks and Rec. Yeah. But

it's not a heightened version. Like cookout literally belongs in those shows as it is. That's right.

And so my wife had never been there. And so I was driving her around showing her some of the

distilleries that are in the hometown where you used to live. And so I'm, yeah, driving around,

showing her distilleries, and then we get hungry. So I'm like, you know what? Let's go to cookout.

She'd never been. So yeah, we go. Number one, there was a guy outside smoking like leaning

and he looked like your hometown white rapper, face tattoos. He was wearing his mask

on his chin like a beard. And so he looked very strange. He mean mugged our car, which I thought

was hilarious. Like what are you going to come beat up our car, bad boy? Just a disgruntled

employee who doesn't want to help people, I guess? I guess, but you're in the wrong field. But I

don't know that he has a lot of options. And so anyway, we order the food and we drive to pick

to pick my son up from school. We had a late lunch. And so yeah, we're in number one. I never

want it. You don't have kids. So you won't understand this. But being in the pickup line at school

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