Missionary's in the forebent, be ill.

Missionary's in the forebent, feel.

Okay, here we go.

For some reason I can't, okay, the song is in my head,

and I cannot get...

Song leave the head now.

Worked.

["The End of the Night"]

Hi, my name is Father Mike Schmitz,

and this is Ascension Presents.

So I had this dream the other night.

We were really weird.

I was going to confession in my dream.

I mean, that's not the weird part.

The weird part was the priest who I was going to confession to,

he had invited some random woman into the confession with us,

and into my confession.

Wasn't anyone new?

Anyone I knew, but it was like a conglomeration of old church ladies

that I knew from growing up in the summertime.

My family would go to the lake's country,

parishes in Minnesota, and it was kind of like a version of all of them

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