Do You Know What Kind Of Drunk You Are (@mrseanpatton)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, awesome episode today. Lots of talk about blacking out condoms and a guy who |
| 0:11.0 | won't sleep in the same bed as his girl. Check it out and enjoy Share with friends. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the J Train podcast. This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from Times Square New York City. The NUT! |
| 0:50.0 | NUTMAKES studios. We're here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. |
| 0:59.0 | That's how this whole thing works. We come into NUTMAKES studios. A great place for you to take your podcast. So go check them out. NUTMAKES |
| 1:07.0 | creative. NUTMAKES studios. We love it here at the NUT. And we take your emails. We read them. We make fun of them. We give advice. And then you guys go out and tell your friends how much fun |
| 1:19.0 | on this list of this podcast. It's a big circle of feathers. You feather our Nuts. We feather your Nuts. And we're just sitting there touching each other's Nuts. That's how it works. We promote products on this podcast. We got two sponsors today. You support those products. They support us. Papa JT gets to wet his beak a little bit. |
| 1:41.0 | Get to keep on living keeps bringing this podcast. So and listen. I get your DMs and they feel good. I love your DMs every day. I'm hearing from you guys Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. Keep letting people know. Tell a friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mother, a father, anyone with ears will take anyone. Anyone without ears will take your list. People too. Yeah. They're less than but we'll take them. We don't want to discriminate them. We don't want to know. |
| 2:10.0 | Not to be. But we have them on a list. That's all I ask. No earless. No earless. I just want to know who they are. I just want to know who they are. And you know, I don't mean anything. I don't want to be, you know, I don't want to be, you know, leave anyone out. But I just want to know who you are. I don't know what happened to, by the way, how it happened? How did I lose both ears? Both ears. Can you still hear at the same time or was it different ears scenarios? Well, you think I mean, I'm talking about just the actual ear, the cosmetic. The ear drum is still in your head. Then you still hear. |
| 2:40.0 | So you're saying that you're the outside, the lobe is just a look. Yeah. It really doesn't serve any purpose. I chose a purpose. I just don't know it. I think it's well. Yeah. That's interesting though. It serves a purpose like a spoiler on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 2:53.2 | Like this. Some reason that's that's going on there. I'm very excited about today's guest. So funny. First time on the podcast. Very excited to have him. Sean Patton. Thank you for coming on. Thank you for having me on. And also I'm, I'm, I'm going to say, sure. |
| 3:09.0 | You are a bought an explosion of energy. I just wasn't expecting. I bring it man. This is what this, you know, there's a lot. There's already podcasts out there that do the, hey man, let's talk about your life. Yeah. We're a quiet place. It's a space. What? |
| 3:22.9 | What? Who you in love with right now? You know, like those exist. How'd you get into comedy? Like I, right? We could do this. We could put this music over the top. There it is. There it is. |
| 3:31.5 | What's actually these? What fight wait? Just a. |
| 3:36.0 | Sean, tell me. |
| 3:37.2 | Sean, tell me. |
| 3:38.2 | Then you hear on love, guys, then you hear. |
| 3:43.0 | I'm snow. They're always sipping on something. I'm sipping it to tab. Remember tab. It's a cola or is it the good old days of. |
| 3:52.5 | Oh, yeah, dude. Get into your life. Yeah, dude. Some jams. Shelby's brain. It's a name. This music gives me this weird feeling of like, |
| 4:01.2 | like, like, like, like, like, I'm being, like, I'm being watched. Oh, really? Yeah. |
| 4:06.2 | I'm walking on the street right now. You're being listening. This is the whole point of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 4:11.6 | It kind of makes me feel like it's, it's the, it's a weird, like the basic channel on the TV at the hotel. |
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