Do You Know The Muffin Man Kills People? The Robert Hansen Murders

Not Another True Crime Podcast

Betches

Comedy, True Crime, Society & Culture

3.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In this Criminal Minds-inspired episode, Sara and Hannah recount the f*cked up life of Robert Hansen, an OG incel and real-life serial killer who kidnapped women and released them into the Alaskan wilderness, where he literally hunted them down. Yes, we mean literally in the true sense, and not in the way millennials say it. Find out why Robert Hansen is the reason they say “it’s always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.5	9-1-1 emergency. I'm winning. Police. Search goes on in San Francisco for the man known as the Zodiac Killer. In New York, the search continues for the 44-caliber killer. If you can explain to me why I would want to be a Scientologist. Betches Media presents. Tell me we have a lead.
0:38.8	Stone Coal, no.
0:40.2	It was literally like the 100 games.
0:42.7	Not another true crime podcast.
0:43.5	What can I say?
0:49.0	Tough Titty's all fun in games until someone gets hurt. If you like weird shit, hello and welcome to the newest podcast from Betches Media,
1:02.9	not another true crime podcast where we talk about all the sketchy shit your heart desires,
1:07.9	stuff like cults, scams,ams conspiracy theories and of course everyone's
1:12.9	favorite murder i don't know if that's bad to say but i'm sarah levin you're a co-host and my
1:19.8	cross-country co-host is hannah perkins hello so is this is our this is our first big
1:27.0	this is our first serial killer right is our first serial killer, right?
1:28.6	Yes, our first and only of the season.
1:31.0	Sorry guys, not sorry.
1:32.1	Only.
1:33.1	I mean, I feel like if we did too many serial killers, we kind of lame.
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