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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2021
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
There are new music releases coming up. For Morgan Wallen, the release came a bit *too* soon. To fulfill the show's designation as a semi-music podcast, Caddy and Donna explain how Walmart leaked some Wallen.Then, what's the highest pre-added country album in the history of Apple Music? What does "pre-added" mean? More questions answered in the semi-music segment. After the turn, Melissa calls in to play a quick round of Can't Beat Jack. Despite her collusion with Donna, the two face a hard time toppling Cadillac "The Establishment" Jack. Donna rounds out the episode with the introduction of her brand new segment. You'll want to refer to the (other) notes to find the balls. Just… just listen to the segment. It'll make sense.
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| 0:00.0 | Play with yourself. When we fire up a round of You Can't Be Jack, a 20 second pop culture |
| 0:05.7 | trivia showdown coming up during this episode, and you will likely be offended with segment |
| 0:10.1 | one, and I will offer no apology, but it's a story that I just got to share with you. It's |
| 0:14.4 | going to happen in the next four minutes. Welcome to my second act. |
| 0:29.6 | My name is Cadillac Jack. I joined Atlanta Radio when I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years a year ago this week |
| 0:35.8 | started my second act, and that's why we call the podcast by that thing. |
| 0:40.4 | My name's Don and I'm Caddy's wife and you've become like the mask police for me and I don't know, |
| 0:46.2 | I don't know the way to thank you or like to be like staying your lane. |
| 0:50.4 | Okay, so I got this new mask for Christmas. |
| 0:52.7 | You know, masks are becoming like an accessory. It's like they have in caps now, Target. Exactly. Yes, that's where I got this new mask for Christmas. You know, masks are becoming like an accessory. |
| 0:55.0 | They have in caps now, Target. |
| 0:56.5 | Exactly. |
| 0:57.1 | Yes, that's where I got it. I got you a new mask. I got everyone a new mask, and they were all like stocking stuffers. So I got this new mask. What does I say about the year? Seriously. The stocking stuffers were face masks for so many people. I know, a lump of coal and a mask. |
| 1:09.0 | So I put my mask on the other day and you drove me to the bank and I had to go into the bank to do like a commercial type deposit. |
| 1:17.2 | And I had my mask on and you're like, whoa, wait before you go in. |
| 1:22.5 | Because this particular mask is kind of pointed at the top and has what you're calling a high widow's peak. |
| 1:28.6 | Right. |
| 1:29.2 | Okay, explain this. |
| 1:30.6 | It's a very sharp pitch. |
| 1:33.1 | Pitch that goes up, you're not up your nose, but on top of your nose almost between your eyebrows. |
| 1:38.4 | Like in a point. |
| 1:39.1 | Yes. |
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