Do You Even Receive a Good Education at Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Oh no, in a weird twist of fate Johnny Allspikes is shooting spikes from all over his body and that young boy has turned into a ham dinner! Best send them off to that school that deals with this kind of thing. Sure Charles Xavier (who we’re pretty sure is a professor) might be able to help them with their mutant powers or whatever, but can he give them a good education? We delve into past teachers at the academy, offer alternative teaching methods and really focus in on the Mathlympics. All we know is that come graduation day we’re going to be sweating bullets (metaphorically and for some of us maybe literally) as we look off into the horizon in anticipation of some kind of sentinel, friend of humanity, bad mutant or us from the future to come over and ruin our day. Hopefully nothing will appear and we’ll just get to kiss Xavier on top of his bald head and never have to join the X-Men.

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0:42.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, I'm Joel.
0:46.0	I'm Jack and I'm also Joel.
0:47.0	And this is a podcast where we ask the important questions like,
0:50.0	do you even receive a good education at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters?
0:56.0	So, I guess this week we got to like, man Xavier's gone through so many.
1:03.0	I love how you started that in the media.
1:05.0	Like, I guess, oh my God.
1:14.0	Oh my God.
1:15.0	Well, he's done that, okay, so we've got the first iteration which was like,
1:20.0	oh yeah, you've got the five.
1:21.0	We've got to get in here.
1:22.0	We've been here.
1:23.0	Yes.
1:24.0	Look, I'm sorry to interrupt.
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