And the Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to another episode of Paleum Jan Censored. I'm your host Julie Bauer Roth coming to you from this very rainy

very gloomy Thursday afternoon. It's just raining and it just won't stop raining. It feels like we're in Oregon,

Seattle, you know, somewhere in Washington. It just has rained all afternoon, all night,

and then all into today.

It was so interesting going to Portland recently because I told Brian, since it rains

there all the time, everything looks kind of dirty because there's moss growing on everything.

Like all the cement blocks have moss growing all over it, like all the highways have moss growing all over the

highways, like everything looks

alive yet dirty you know and it could have to do with all the camping at the same time

but mostly it just had to do with the moss on everything.

Well we don't have that because we have no moisture here. None. That's why Colorado people

just age so fast.

We all look like we're 50 by the time we are 30.

The moisture is pulled out of our skin.

Pulled, if you're a white person

and you live in Colorado you look old as

fuck so you just keep going into appointments you know keep going in just got some

microneadling done this week you know stick little needles in my face. And the collagen's like, hello, let's rebuild.

That's where we're at.

That's where we're at because of Colorado's dryness that I have to stick needles in my face. I mean I don't have to do

anything but I enjoy it and since I'm breastfeeding I can't do numbing cream but I

haven't done numbing cream in like two years with any appointments I've done because it's just like well I'm breastfeeding and pregnant whatever and so stick needles into my face with no numbing cream. If I had numbing cream I want to be able to feel shit,

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