In college, I worked for the women's swim team. I went to a small, very academic school and I ended up hanging out a lot with the athletes and I was very interested in women who were college athletes. I found it just very attractive.

I liked the women, but I'd even dated one of the women on the swim team for like two years, but I always felt very insecure about the fact that all these other guys were real athletes and I was not a talented athlete, not a guy who could qualify to be a collegiate athlete.

And it was such a silly thing and now my girlfriend now was like a world-class swimmer and I like realizing she could have dated the best swimmers in the world. She wanted to be with a good swimmer.

She were all in line to date her and she was like, and she's with me. A guy who was a significantly worse swimmer than her.

My ability in a pool is not something that divides my track in this. She likes my joke. She likes my personality. She likes all these other things about myself that I didn't value.

Yo, yo, yo, what's up, scrap impregate on this episode? We have comedian and good friend, Matthew Besard. We're here to discuss the insecurity of being bald, dangerous, a vanity to women care about looks and everything is all connected.

This was a real good one. I love talking to that dude. Don't forget to follow us on Patreon. Follow us. Follow us. Follow us on Patreon. Really important.

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I'm not an alpha male. I'm not a beta male either. I'm just a beta male.

Put your happiness first because if you don't, they won't.

Yo, what's up, scrap impregate? G-W-I-B-E, get your both back. W-W-D-D, what would Dante do to sexual revolution is being podcasted and I am excited.

We got a special guest now. I might have said that five or six hundred times before, but this time I really mean it.

We got a special guest, friend of the show, friend of mine, very funny dude. Give it up for Matthew Besard. Give it up for Matt.

How's it going? I'm happy to be back. It's a nice to see your face.

So great here between you and Harry. You just make me feel insecure about my ball. We do have a good hair.

Yes, a lot of taking propitia.

Oh, I was taking the propitia.

I was like paranoid that I was going back and like let's just wait this before it starts.

That's a smart move. It's my whole career. So proactive. Nice.

Yeah, nice.

Do you ever see somebody who is like clearly balding and like you're like and they have money.

You ever see somebody who's like just balding has money.

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