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Now, your man. What do you want to do with your life?

I actually met a kind of玩erie writer.

YOU'RE ALLAUTY, FRICKING DAWNNNNNNNNNNGGGHH

I got ourselves a writer here!

Hey, Dad, I can't see real good. Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

Well, actually, Matt, Alan and I have encouraged Brian and his writer.

Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper!

Now, I wonder, Brian, from what I've heard,

you're using your paper not for writing, but for rolling dubbies!

You're gonna be doing a lot of dubby rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!

Wow, back when SNL did comedy.

Wait a second, they didn't criticize the president once in that skill.

I know, stupid idiots. I didn't even know who the president was during that time.

That was about human foibles.

That's the famous one where David Spade loses it and can't keep his composed.

How could you not?

I know, how could you sit there and front of that?

Ooh, laughty freak.

The late, great, Chris Farley, don't you do drugs, kids.

So, why are we bringing this up? More Americans would allegedly consider living out of a van to save money and pay off debt according to a new survey.

Uh, what now?

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