Now, are all the traitors present?

Let's get started, shall we?

From rags to riches.

I'm so sick of this.

Working like a dog and being treated worse.

Yorkshire to New York.

Or climbers, you and me.

A life dedicated to revenge.

Let's make this an occasion to remember.

A Woman of Substance on Channel 4.

Stream now.

Yeah. Hello, moms.

I'm going to do something that's going to ruffle a few feathers,

and I'm going to sit here, and I'm going to play devil's advocate,

and I'm going to defend that little octopus dude.

Whose username still can never remember, still can never figure out.

I can't, like, it's like octopus eater, I think. Like octopus eater than like some numbers. Or P, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, eater. P, p, um, eater, like 27 or so. Can't remember, doesn't matter. But if you, uh, live under a rock, just kidding, this is not wide information for most people, the

Oscars were past Sunday, which is meaning increasingly less and less to younger and younger

people, which is starting to freak me out and is partly the crux of the issue that I'm

going to talk about today.

But the Oscars were this past Sunday. And in typical fashion of the issue that I'm going to talk about today. But the Oscars were this past Sunday.

And in typical fashion of the entertainment industry in 2026,

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