Hello there. My name's Lily Marston, and you may recognize me from when I worked at Clever.

I was the one that had a bunch of different colored hair and tested out weird beauty products mostly,

but I also haven't worked there in over three years now. So maybe you recognize me from my

personal channel, which I upload to sporadically. And I'm Jesse Smiles, and you may also know me

from my channel that I sometimes post on twice a year, or maybe from Vine, unfortunately, that was a part of my life,

or maybe you also saw me on Clever.

So despite the lack of consistency on both of our personal channels,

we decided that it was a great idea to join forces and start a podcast.

Starting this Sunday, Lily and I will be getting together every week

to share our super profound insight on the

latest in internet drama in our new podcast. Do we know them? Because let's be honest, some of these

people we've never seen before, but seeing as we've both been on the internet for like a decade now,

a lot of them, we may know personally. That is true. And potentially problematic, but we also might

not know them at all. And if you're thinking, why should I care about what you think about internet drama? You guys are irrelevant anyway. I mean,

you have a point. But in regards to the internet drama, some might say we both have a unique

perspective. I have no idea to what you are referring. Let's just say that we've both lived

quite a few lives since we first started on the internet. What she's trying to say is that we're old and we've met a lot of people.

And I know you think me and Lily are going to fail and that we're not going to upload every Sunday,

but I promise you we will. So do not forget to subscribe to this channel so that you don't miss an episode

because there will be one up every Sunday. Gosh, we sound great. I mean, I really don't know why you wouldn't subscribe. Please, for the love of God, subscribe to this channel.

Okay, me and Lily have nothing else.

So we'll see you on Sunday.

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