Hello everyone welcome to always open on today's show we're going to be talking

about a confessional about being turned on by Farts.

What makes you most nervous in the world,

if you believe in ghosts and aliens?

And a question about foot fetishes

from an anonymous user.

All right, and to kick things off,

I'm your host Barbara Dunkelman,

and with me today I have.

Ashley.

Kirk.

And it's me.

It's me, I wasn't sure what order it was going to go in, so I panicked.

It's always the same.

Yeah, well then last week I was also nervous because last week you switched it up and you introduced the people. I tried it out. So I was trying nervous because the last week you switched it up and you introduced people I tried it out so I was trying to see do you not like it I like when people could speak for themselves I don't know we'll see how people react to that we all certainly look surprised

it was very scary I didn't expect it.

I could tell by your head turning. Yeah. Also welcome special guest, Kirk Johnson.

Hello. Thank you.

Thank you for having me. I'm very happy you're here. Before the show Kirk asked me he's like

which version of myself should I be? I'm just gonna be myself. Can you elaborate

on the versions we have available? Yeah,'s Noddy Boy, there's mean guy, there's

insecure and overly emotional Kirk that's the real. That's the real. So that's what you're getting today. I like

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