Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

It's four minutes after 12. It's Thursday. It's Mystery Hour. Oh, let Joy be unconfined.

This is your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available, anywhere else on your radio dial.

You have a question bubbling away somewhere in the back of your brain.

It is a question to which you're pretty sure there must be an answer, but you don't know what that answer is.

You may have searched. You may not have searched. It may be an answer that would be

easily findable, but that's not the point of mystery out. The point of mystery out is as much

about the journey towards our destination as it is about the destination itself. So, A,

you're not allowed to look stuff up, ever. B, don't be dull.

Ever.

And C, pay attention.

Whenever I say the phone number, it means there are phone lines free.

If there are phone lines free, you can ring in either with a question,

or if you've heard somebody else ask a question to which you know the answer,

you know where I'm going with this, don't you?

Yeah?

Yeah.

You can ring in with the answer, you know where I'm going with this, don't you? Yeah? Yeah. You can ring in with the answer.

The number you need, 03456060973. Right on the money. Do you see that?

It's taking me years to perfect that. Absolute, absolute synergy, symmetry, whatever you want to call it.

That's it, really. So it's fun this, whatever you want to call it. That's it really.

So it's fun this, if you're new to it.

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