In college, me and all my roommates were going on spring break together

So we started going to the tanning salon and I never closed

I never closed the lid and I had like my back was so tan and I was like I'm not getting anything on the front

I didn't even think to try to close it. I was like oh it makes sense because it's like open and it shoots down

I was like I'm like the back is really close and getting really

really red

Now I'm a tanning expert so don't we cut to a New Year's party

Oh shit, okay

Cabr is just walked in he's kind of a

tanning expert so just don't even mention that you got to fake tan just trust me

What's up guys?

2023 yeah

Man Jordan up top I'm drinking a lot of vitamin C tonight because the free radicals really help with sunburns

Yeah, did you go to Mexico?

Yeah, I went to a tanning salon in Cabo is fucking awesome

Fuck you only go to the best tanning salon's my man

Eight days in Cabo fucking look at this 10 the tanning beds there

They have they don't have the same regulations, you know, you can go in there for 40 minutes

Kids can go in dogs can go in it rules. Is there a amount of hours you can what's the time limit?

You can be in a tanning bed

Malcolm Gladwell says ten thousand

I didn't mean over your life. Oh, I think I think most people can do up to like 10 to 14 minutes depending on the power me

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