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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, I didn't even mention mystery hour. The phone lines are full already, but don't be put off by that.

You might be just be patient. Some people will be politely declined because we've done the question recently or it's a little bit

rubbish. I need to do a little bit of housework as well. A couple of... Well, I'm not going to

apologise for this. People complaining that I should have done a spoiler alert, never mind a

trigger warning, before revealing some elements of how Titus Andronicus ends. Listen, come here a

minute. It was written in the 16th century. If you think that I should be protecting

you from the conclusion after 500 years, then I'm afraid you've come to the wrong party.

I'm also, well, I've had a few complaints about this gig I'm doing in Glasgow tomorrow night. I never said

there were still tickets available, did I? I just said I was going to be in Glasgow on Friday night. I think it's called the City Hall or the Concert Hall. So my apologies to you if you can't go, well I say my apologies. I'm over the moon that it's sold out. I appreciate that obviously it's ruined your weekend. I should perhaps not even have mentioned it. But there we go. And finally, this is brilliant.

Thank you to Owen for this.

I remember I was saying to Gary, I think it was that I struggled to remember what all do the streets go in in Soho.

For someone who spent so much time in Soho in Central London, it's ridiculous that I...

And this is a really good mnemonic that I will probably now remember for the rest of my life.

So it is go-for- for dinner with Billy Piper,

which means it's Greek, Dean, no, Greek frith Dean, go for dinner.

You've written it wrong o' in your prune.

Go for dinner, Greek frith Dean,

with Wardour, Billy Berwick, Piper, Poland. Go for dinner with Billy Piper. That's great. I love that. I love things like that. So now, after living in London for the best part of 30 years, I will never now forget what all do the streets go in Soho, unless I'm leathered. Alex is in the new forest. A kick off this week's mystery. I haven't done any introduction,

described what it is,

or even mention the board game yet,

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