Do Our Robot Vacuums Need To Be On Suicide Watch?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:30:04 Embarrassing Social Media Content Needs To Be Turned Off In Public 06:58:11 Meade Skelton’s Ode To Processed Foods 14:01:03 Proctologist Schools Us On Fecal Seepage 16:52:06 Introducing DV’s Wheel of Misery / Golden Ring Of Triumph 20:43:15 Shit Smearing, Seeping, And Hemorrhoid Slime – Part 2 23:59:08 Kevin Leonardo’s […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 10th, 2024 coming up on the program today, a proctologist
0:06.0	explains the subtle differences between fecal seepage and fecal smearing.
0:10.3	Plus, Mead Skelton's love letter to process foods, robots are starting to commit suicide,
0:16.0	and who will be the first to spend the TV Wheel of Misery.
0:20.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in Mormonism.
0:30.0	So no one told you that you're much too young to date.
0:37.0	The music that you listen to is not that great.
0:42.0	Where can you go to? Listen to is not that great.
0:43.6	Where can you go to learn the standards
0:47.7	about repentance, honesty, music, and yes,
0:51.4	even bad words
0:53.0	for the strength of you
0:56.0	it's the best you can get for the strength of you
1:01.0	it's a cool white pamphlet for the strength of you. It will teach you the truth.
1:09.7	Oh my God. God.
1:13.0	It's Discorded You Daily with Tim Henson.
1:16.0	She is a fat cunt.
1:18.0	I'm retarded.
1:20.0	That really gave me tranny baby fever.
1:23.3	Why did my hair have such a sweet wreck them?
1:26.3	Are you on the internet?
1:27.8	Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?
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