Hey guys, it's Brian McWilliams, the creator of Do Nothing Man.

Hope you enjoy this episode.

I will be launching a Kickstarter or a Patreon.

Haven't decided exactly yet, but something to try to get me to the point where I can animate these episodes

and also to give me a little bit more incentive to put them out more frequently,

knowing that I've got a clamoring public to appease. So, enjoy and stay

tuned. Welcome back, Liberty Lovers, to Do Nothing Man and Logic Lad, versus the Hidden Lobby.

This week's sordid story begins in a darkened room filled with monitors.

Dron bombings take place on every screen.

A wang slowly comes into the scene.

Offscreen we hear a man orgasming loudly.

Meanwhile, in the do-nothing layer,

do-nothing man toils trying to ply his undeniable genius at the inventing trade,

with mixed results. Boomerang Toaster!

Fair enough! Toilet Snake Hula hoop!

Oh my god! Oh my god! It's everywhere!

It's on the ceiling, it's in my inner pants. It's in my mouth. Do nothing, man.

God, logic, lad. Stop whining. You have to test these out so we can pay for our superhero gadgetry with these inventions.

I resign. Superheroes don't resign. They just die, logic lad. So there's that option if you don't want to test these out.

But look, I'm just trying to make something the old-fashioned way.

Something that people can use and meet some market need rather than these current companies, just creating ESG bullshit.

I've got an idea. Why don't you get inspiration from the biggest money makers in the market?

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