Do Not Think This At Home

TRASHFUTURE

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4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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We round out the year by looking at a conspiracy at the BBC (?), some A.I. usage statistics, and then look at another of Britain’s great national shames. Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! TF Merch is still available here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	So I think we're ending the year this year.
0:18.5	Thank you, God.
0:19.7	You know, I know it was in doubt, but Jesus Christ.
0:23.3	We got there.
0:24.3	Yeah.
0:24.5	But, you know, we didn't get there without a lot of scandal.
0:28.4	And I think the most recent...
0:31.2	Doing a segment on TF where it's like the In Memoriam thing, but it's like who got
0:36.3	canceled this year. It'd be really good. Do some like the in-memoriam thing, but it's like who got cancelled this year.
0:38.4	It'd be really good. Do some like slowed down footage of Kevin Spacey tap dancing in Tel Aviv.
0:44.4	Been a long day. Yeah. I just want to say that while you, while many people, while the ordinary
0:49.9	liberals are like looking forward to the end of the year, I, the alpha chat,
0:55.1	I'm actually,
0:55.4	you know,
0:57.1	I'm using this period of time between the 22nd to the 31st to really grind. So 2025, it's still going to be my year. I can feel it in my bones. Yeah, we're going to start a business. We're going to start, you know, start a rock band. It's going to be crazy.
1:08.1	The most inconvenient possible time
1:10.1	starting a rock band as a New Year's resolution.
1:13.8	I'm the sort of... start a rock band. It's going to be crazy. The most inconvenient possible time starting a rock band as a New Year's
1:12.2	resolution. I, I'm the sort of designated representative for that segment of the TF listener base that
1:19.8	gets suicidally depressed around Christmas. So, you know, obviously that's going to be taking up
1:26.1	most of my time. And the one thing that's kind of clawing me through is thinking about that, you know, obviously that's going to be taking up most of my time. And the one thing that's kind of clawing me through is thinking about that, you know,
1:31.3	in cancellation segment this year.
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