Do Not Ring The Doorbell with Mitch Silpa

The Neighborhood Listen

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

On the Season Klein finale, Burnt recounts his Christmas at Devil’s Tower, Joan updates listeners on her holiday theater rivalries, and Doug takes advantage of the knoll. Later, they welcome Sylvia (Mitch Silpa), a 90-year-old Dignity Falls legend who is giving away tubers with a strict condition. Why not?

NOTE: CONTAINS UNNEIGHBORLY LANGUAGE.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of The Bonus Room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.
0:25.4	Knock, knock.
0:26.6	Who's there?
0:27.8	Your neighbor.
0:29.2	Good.
0:30.3	In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.
0:33.0	You've got the neighbor half app and us.
0:34.9	Burn.
0:35.2	And Jod.
0:36.0	From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.
0:39.0	We'll cover it all.
0:40.2	And meet new neighbors as well.
0:41.9	We'll chat about any posts you're missing.
0:44.8	So just tune in to The Neighborhood Listen.
0:52.7	Welcome to The Neighborhood Listen. This is the podcast that explores The Neighborhood Listen.
0:56.5	This is the podcast that explores the neighborhood of Dignity Falls through the eyes of its many residents.
1:02.4	I am one such resident.
1:03.8	My name is Burt Me a Payday.
1:05.8	I'm the pharmacist and chief of the Dignity Falls.
1:08.4	We see right here in Dignity Falls.
1:10.4	And with me as always is. Joan Pedestrian. Thank you for that fabulous intro, Burt. I am the top realtor here at Dignity Falls. And I'm the local top actress. Yes, you are. I'm switching it up. Normally I say top local actress and saying the local top actress. Why don't you say actress, comma, top local?
1:32.9	That almost just sounds like I'm searching for a specific partner on the dating app.
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