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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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What are we keeping in our refrigerator that needs to be in the pantry. 

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0:00.0

Worst date ever. Tell us about yours. 800, 543.3548. What's going on, Casey? Oh my gosh. Hi, J.C. What's

0:10.8

thought, girl? How you doing? I'm doing good. How are y'all? Good. Good one. Excellent. I heard you

0:17.9

went on possibly one of the worst dates of all time. It's possibly at least the strangest for sure.

0:23.9

Oh, I cannot wait to hear all about it. What happened?

0:27.2

So it was with my now husband and that kind of just tells you the kind of person I am, I guess.

0:34.3

We were going on our first date. We were in line to get tickets for the hangover.

0:38.6

So this was quite a while ago. And the date was going good so far. And then he farted in front of me.

0:46.5

And he said, hey, if you can't smell my fart, you can't have my heart. And I was like, wow, that was like a really

0:53.8

to cover up an embarrassing moment.

0:58.9

My dude.

1:01.0

I mean, I've heard a lot of pickup lines in my pet, but that might be it.

1:07.0

Yeah, I'm going to go and give me snow clap.

1:09.6

It's pretty quick.

1:10.6

I got emotional. I'm starting to tear up.

1:13.2

Please tell me that was in your vows.

1:16.5

No, it actually wasn't, but that would have been the best vows.

1:20.2

Yeah.

1:21.0

Find out he has IBS.

1:23.2

Oh, poor guys.

1:25.1

Now you are married?

1:26.4

We are married.

1:44.3

Aw. Happily. But I'm glad that he covered it up with comedy. Yeah. Right. He did. And that's kind of what won me over with the comedy. More than the part. Yeah. You didn't return the favor, though, right? On the first date? Not the first date, but we've been married 16 years so. Oh, so you've been a lot of exchanging of... Yeah, eventually it happens. You can't help it.

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