Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Hey, Typer, Who Sucks Less?

Steven Thrill Hill, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They always suck.

It's up to us to determine out of these three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you happen to like KISW on Facebook or X or Instagram. The debate is already underway on

Who Sucks Less. Yes, indeed. As always, we have three stories. And I believe, I believe all three

of these have been covered on this program by our very own Mike Hogg. If not, at least two of them

have. But let's start with one that we had yesterday. We go to New Hampshire, where a woman

was arrested after police found footage of her urinating on food products at the grocery

store, where she works. And they found that footage in a trove of online videos documenting

similar acts dating back four years. 23-year-old Kelly Tedford.

She tainted a slew of products in the Mananak Food Co-op in New Hampshire with her urine,

costing the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses.

Now, the grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds, and raw walnuts.

Okay.

After she peed basically into the bulk section of those.

I was going to say these are the areas where the bins are.

Yeah, that's the bulk.

Right.

You put it in a bag or your container.

So there's a pool down there.

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