Do I Have to Wash New Underpants Before I Wear Them? feat. Nore Davis, Sara Schaefer, and Ben Sinclair

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Jordan gets a brutal lesson in Adulting when he faces off with a mouse, while Michelle tells the gospel truth to a hesitant dater. Plus, Nore Davis remembers his worst bullies, Sara Schaefer gets brave in the Grand Canyon, and Ben Sinclair loses his virginity at camp and gets a special souvenir.

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0:00.0	This is Exactly Right.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Summer is ending and you know what that means. It's time to put some clothes on.
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0:38.7	Log on, buy some clothes, live your truth. Again, that's exactly right store.com. Use code summer 25 at checkout. Goodbye. Hey, Michelle Bito. Are you an outdoors kind of person? Are you serious? Bitch, look at my body. It's a tempripetic mattress, okay? This is like a breeding ground for every
0:54.7	type of tick and bug. I don't go camping. My husband's like, can we eat outdoors in the garden patio? I'm like, do you see those fucking spiders? You're ball, bitch. This is like a fucking bedroom for them. So no, I haven't been camping. Sorry, I'm so aggressive.
0:51.8	Okay, I have a lot of feelings about it.
0:53.4	It's a trigger.
0:54.5	Question asked, Question answer.
1:18.7	Ow.
1:20.8	Hey, everybody. I'm Michelle Boutal.
1:25.9	And I'm Jordan Carlos. And welcome to adulting from WNYC Studios, the podcast where we learn how to be grown-ass adults together. We recorded this episode at Union Hall with some really amazing people, like Norie Davis. Love that guy. Sarah Schaefer. She's amazing. Pride of Virginia. Pride of Virginia. She's so smart, so funny, so talented. You guys have really great glasses. Yes, it's true. Her spectacled wonders. And Ben Sinclair, the man who was there. I love this guy. You know what's so funny? He is not high maintenance at all. No, he's not. The lowest maintenance of it all. He's just like a panty-dropping beard of loveliness. Well, birds fly out of it and who knows what else.
2:01.8	Unicorns, honey.
2:02.9	I mean, it's no joke.
2:04.4	You should not microdose son Ben Sinclair.
2:06.4	He is de best.
2:07.3	Yes.
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