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Welcome to Can't believe reckless a production of I Heart Radio and the black effects.

Oh shit, we back on air. Welcome back to get another Can't believe reckless episode, which a girl just hilarious session fixed my mess. Here we are.

And we got some voice notes today. Thank God I ain't got the read. Thank God. I can just focus on fixing our good. Here we go.

Hey, Jess, I want to see if you can fix my mess. I wanted to know what is your like best suggestion on cutting off family members that are always around like I have a lot of sisters and I'm friends with all my sisters except for one of them.

She's just really shady and she talks shit about us to her mom. We have the same dad, but we don't have the same mom and she talks shit about us. And like I remember one time we went on a trip and her phone was like out and our cousin saw that she was texting her mom saying, oh, I'm not like her. I'm not like these other girls.

I don't drink. I don't smoke like good. You know what I mean? Like number one, why are you telling your mom that we drink and we smoke like we come from a really religious family and I could come back to our mom.

Number one, you're telling our business to your mom and number two, why are you talking shit about your own fucking blood? Like that's so weird to me. I've never in my life said anything bad about any siblings.

I'm the type person like if you whatever energy you give me, I will give it back to you. That's just like one of the shitty things that she's done. And number two, she's just like really shitty to everybody. This girl never keeps any friends because people always cut her off because of the way that she acts. Like she'll talk shit about you. She'll tell your business.

And another thing that she did that just threw me off recently is one of her friends got rejected by her guy friends and she calls her guy friends and was like, oh my god, like laughing. Like, why would she do that?

Like, they just like, I'm like, girl, you're so you're such a fucking pick me out. I don't know. I'm like, she grew up around boys and I grew up around girls. So I know how to like be a good friend. Do you know what I mean at that end of the day? The way that she grew up, she never really had like females around her. So she don't really know.

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