Do Fast Food Workers Ever SABOTAGE Meals When Their Customers Behave like JERKS?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Do fast food workers ever sabotage meals when their customers behave like jerks? |
| 0:05.2 | At an old pizza place I worked at, we all found out that our boss took some of our tip |
| 0:09.6 | money from the jar for himself. That week, everyone who came in got extra free food. A dozen |
| 0:15.2 | wings, you say? Here, have 30. Add five ranches to dip in. And no, the boss didn't wonder |
| 0:20.7 | why he was suddenly |
| 0:21.5 | getting so many praises from customers. Who are you kidding? We delivered lazily prepared subpar |
| 0:26.5 | pizza and fried foods to people who were blazed out of their minds and white trash. |
| 0:32.6 | When I worked at McDonald's, I'd make the sandwiches look like the pictures of people were rude. |
| 0:36.9 | This means putting all of the |
| 0:38.2 | condiments on one side of the burger with the pickles hanging slightly out. You, you sick, mother |
| 0:43.6 | about ten years ago when I was working at KFC, I had an older lady start yelling at me as soon |
| 0:49.1 | as she began talking. She also mentioned something about not smashing the biscuits. So, I smashed the biscuits. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh, I did something like this. |
| 0:57.0 | Mean people got the sides placed on top of their biscuits, |
| 1:00.0 | and I always carefully picked out the nicer pieces of chicken and biscuits |
| 1:03.0 | for people who took the effort to not be a sea word to me. |
| 1:06.0 | Look upon your slightly flattened biscuit and hurried the day that you scoffed at me and then told me to |
| 1:11.6 | hurry the hell up. |
| 1:14.6 | Duncan Donuts. Always some jerk holding up the line because their coffee is a shade lighter than |
| 1:20.1 | they wanted. Oh, and they wanted three cups of mocha, not four, and all in the middle of that |
| 1:24.6 | 6 a.m. rush. When you do that, that's when you get decaf. Once I had a lady who |
| 1:30.7 | maybe go through 15 wafacons until I found the one that wasn't destroyed, according to her majesty. |
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