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Hello, it's Gandhi, and I'm here with my girl Diamond, who I have to say, I think Diamond, you are becoming a superstar.

Really?

Yeah, I think people really like you.

Oh, wow. Which is shocking.

It is very shocking. First time in my entire life that people like me. This is a damn lie.

People hated me grown up. Oh, are you kidding? Go ahead. Go on. Well, yeah. They hated me.

Why? I don't know. What an interesting statement. I always find it questionable when people say that.

Did girls hate you for no reason or were you hateable?

I probably was hateable.

But a lot of these girls didn't even really know me.

So it's just like, I guess boys.

It's not my fault.

Boys liked me.

What happened?

They just hated me. No meant oh oh honey whatever anyway um

were you a mean girl no but i had potential to be so like i wasn't mean to people for no

reason like which is why it was so shocking when people like i got to high school and people really

didn't like me and i was like oh what oh, what did I do? Oh, okay, whatever. Interesting. Okay. I, you know, like I live in a certain land of delusion for the most part where I'm like, nobody dislikes me until, you know, you have a reason to dislike me. Why would you make me any character in your story if we don't know each other and I've never met you or talked to you or done anything to you?

That can't be true.

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