Hello and welcome to Mattelier's Confused. This is Mattelier aka MDZL and you know what I just realized when I said MDZL.

It's been a while since I've done anything that warrants my other name, my alias.

Fucking couldn't think of the word alias. This ought to be a good show. Anyway,

I haven't been anybody who's a new listener maybe over the last five to ten episodes might not know why I'm MDZL.

And so just as a little fucking refresher.

Girl, I've been too long. Step outside, I'm about to leave when you walk right on by and I'll just frisk.

All the time you try to find someone who hit me like me, and I'm not the type who likes to rush in, but I want to.

I don't know you, but it feels like I do. And I was proud of it when you walked in my room.

It's every single word, it just makes my stomach turn. I don't know you, but it feels like I do.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, it's a weekend baby.

Feels like I do.

Oh, and that is the classic tune by the name of feel like I do.

Even though the lyrics never once say feel like I do, they say feels like I do.

So whatever, but also the song reminded me of the fact that Vin Diesel can't say words.

And therefore he's in the wrong line of business. However, he has made tens of millions of millions of millions of dollars being an actor and now singer.

So fucking go figure.

If there's anything more confusing than a performer and actor and singer who is on when he speaks, it's unintelligible.

The fact that there is a very successful actor who when he speaks and sings, he's completely unintelligible.

And yet he has made millions of millions of dollars at doing the exact thing that requires him to speak and speak words that you can understand.

This is confusing.

But I love Vin and all of you know I love Vin. I love him so much that I have an alias and that aliases and diesel.

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