The third hit changes everything. The loud ringing fills your ears. The world folds in on itself.

You're launched into a place that feels more real than real life. It's a place inhabited by

strange beings, and they call themselves the machine elves. People that have never met describe them

the same way, the same entities, and even the same messages.

And somehow, they all seem to be waiting for you.

Today we test the believability of the DMT Machinos.

The M.M.T. Machinels. Welcome to Believing the Bazaar, where we dive into the unknown and the unusual.

And tell you whether or not we find it believable.

I want you to break out your third eye, your dream catchers, all your shag carpets from the 70s.

This is the episode where we dive into serious drug use. Our last episode was the 70s, too. Well, actually, I don't know when this episode's coming out. You know, um, optometrists, they should charge extra for a third eye. Imagine if you had to get a contact lens for your third eye. I hope my third eye is not colorblind. You're like, hold it like this. Just like, ugh. This episode is not sponsored by, but it's brought to you by Seven Brew. Keep it unsfunctioning right now. Yeah. We love Seven Brew. My wife is especially a big fan of Seven Brew. But like right across the way through a roundabout is a Seven Brew. And I have this nice salt. Salted Carrease Salted Carmel Late. After our last episode, I needed something to get me through. Besides just this riveting story. Actually, it's a little ecloptic. I actually brought another shirt, but I'm so comfortable in this shirt. This is one of my most comfortable shirts. But I did bring my Shador-Sanders shirt. To pretend that we're another day in time.

Yeah.

I would have looked the same. It would have, yeah. Imagine if I was wearing a Shador's Sander shirt. It's outdated. It's a 12. He's two now. Oh, he changed? He changed back to his college number number two. Wasn't that somebody? That's part of his whole identity. Johnny Manzel. I knew.

Oh, I wish you didn't say it before I was about to say it.

I knew you were going to say it.

I steal no Thunder, Wasn't that somebody? That's part of his whole identity. Johnny Manzel. I wish you didn't say it before I was about to say it.

I knew you were going to say it. I steal no thunder from Charlie. I gave him 100% credit that he knew that was Johnny Manzo. I love. I love Johnny Mansell. I love the problems around him. I loved him. I loved everything about him. He loved him too. He also didn't like Cleveland, but so, whatever.

I do want to stress, before't like Cleveland, but said, whatever.

I do want to stress, before we get started, if you like the podcast in general, do us a favor, leave a five-star review on Apple and leave a review saying something.

Hopefully, hopefully nice.

I almost said a swear word.

Hopefully something nice.

Yeah.

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