Welcome back to D'Amnastics, the gym for dungeon masters to work out their minds.

I'm one of your hosts, D.M. Celeste, aka. Sea Witch.

And I'm your other host, D.M. Neal, aka Jote Moniac. And you know what? Don't feel bad.

If you don't call yourself a dungeon master, you call yourself a game master or one of the other

hilarious versions of that, which, oh my gosh, what is the funniest version? Why do I feel like

there's something out there? I don't know if there's funny. Storyteller, like keeper, that's one. Storyteller, keeper, for Cala Cthululoo. There was, there was some smaller game that, like, tried really hard to make their own version. And I feel like they missed the time. Lore master, the cryptickeeper, whatever you want to call yourself. Only undead, an all undead campaign.

All undead.

Call yourself the cryptkeeper.

The crypticator.

Amazing.

Perfect.

So today, our exercise is entitled, this is your boomstick.

Wee.

Which is a play on Army of Darkness, which is a really weird movie inside the, like, the Evil Dead series.

Please watch it. If you have never seen Army of Darkness that is your call to action

from this. Not even to like and follow

us or leave review. No, please don't.

Do yourself a favor.

Just watch that surrealist nightmare.

Yes. Wow.

So, but that means we're actually going to talk

about an article today and that article is entitled Dungeons and Dragons, seven tips for creating custom magic items.

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