Welcome back to Dianastics, the gym for Dungeon Masters to work out their minds.

I'm one of your hosts, D.M. Celeste, aka. Sea Witch.

And I'm your other host, D.M DM Neal, aka Jote Moniac.

And today we're just going to open another.

See, both of us, you can't see it, listeners, but we're holding both of our dungeon master guides.

We're waving them around.

Neil's got the nice shiny one.

I've got the one that is officially falling apart now again.

This is my second one that I'm destroyed.

I'm taking a brief moment to talk about how ridiculous the secondary market is for the shiny

versions of these books. Oh, yes, I haven't checked in lately. What is, what is the?

Unreasonable. Whoa. the one that always stands out

is volos oh yes one of the earliest ones the hydro 74 cover for volos um is minimum 400 yeah on

eBay yeah or if you can even get it yeah yeah that's, especially because they took Villas out of print. So

even, even, yeah, so then I have the three, yeah, the three set of the main, you know,

the core books is also, I've seen it in the like four to six hundred range as well. But it's

my only copy. So I don't really feel like doing that. Yep, yep. But today, as we have done before, because it worked better than we thought it would,

we'll try again and see if that's still true.

We're going to look at random tables in the DMG to just make things because it's easy.

It's a book you probably have.

I grabbed my book, but not my dice.

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